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    Billy Joel[比利.乔]《Blonde over blue》歌词

    歌手：Billy Joel[比利.乔]| 专辑：Billy Gilman
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    主歌 A1
    What a surprise
    Open your eyes
    Woman advisorThe name of this entertainement is
    Women lose weight
    主歌 A2
    Our first years of mariage everything was just great
    But after two kids
    And a weight gain factor
    The fact is
    主歌 A3
    Now shes completely unattractive
    Look fat chicks
    I dont mean to sound rude
    I tell her nice hit the gym
    主歌 A4
    And dont eat so much food
    But noYour shallow
    You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forthBut how if desires is not there
    Thats just a lamon
    主歌 A5
    Divorces, child support alamony payments
    My unhappiness i doubt discourage
    So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
    Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
    主歌 A6
    When you gonna leave your wife
    I tell her soon mommy soon i assume
    Or my destiny is blue
    Intrest only
    The only thing left for me to do is to kill herWhat a surprise
    Open your eyes
    Woman advisorIm gonna have to kill herCause theres lots which imposes divorcesSend her ass right to the morgueKill herWhat a surprise
    Open your eyes
    Woman advisorIm gonna have to kill herCause theres lots which imposes divorcesSend her ass right to the morgueMy place against all shanagans
    Kinda rammed in
    Knowin nothing about poison
    And i cant swim
    Bad intentions pumpin
    Might as well become a nun
    Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
    What the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this
    Who could i get to help me *** this fat chick
    Guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
    The day she usually goes food shopping
    Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
    Sent her clean over the divider
    "You ***" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
    I thought "she has to be dead"
    Later on get a call
    (from a) Lieutenant Morgue
    (had me) leapin like a frog
    We need you at the morgue
    So i selfishly persued
    "boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill herWhat a surprise
    Open your eyes
    Woman advisorCmon yall know i had to kill herCause theres lots which imposes divorcesSend her ass right to the morgue
    Kill herWhat a surprise
    Open your eyes
    Woman advisorI had to kill herCause theres lots which imposes divorcesSend her ass right to the morgueSo you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run
    No sir we dont have no clues right now
    This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
    Pull yourself together sir
    Im so broken up inside i just cant believe this
    I understand, I understand
    Catch the person who did this
    Were gonna try sir
    PleaseScreamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot
    At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
    Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
    "I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
    While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook
    All she does is order from restaurants
    All of the sex she wants
    I doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
    Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
    How i took a long lunch break day the wife died
    I done then turned pail
    And because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail
    Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
    Moral of the story is
    Desire is important
    So watch your weight
    Itll keep you mate smitten its a given
    Though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill herWhat a surprise
    Open your eyes
    Woman advisorI didnt have to kill herCause theres lots which imposes divorcesSend her ass right to the morgue
    I killed herWhat a surprise
    Open your eyes
    Woman advisorI didnt have to kill herCause theres lots which imposes divorcesSend her ass right to the morgueWell there you have it
    Keep thin trim
    Keep your mariage healthy
    Do you know what i mean?
    Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
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